As I continue my series of MorningStar Farms products, I bring you bad tidings. I have yet to find a way for a veg-head to enjoy a corn dog. If you’ve been following my MorningStar posts you’ll see that I’ve been raving about their products but alas all good things must come to an end. I first sampled a MorningStar corn dog a few years ago and swore them off for life. As I perused mornignstarfarms.com for my next product to buy and review I thought it was only fair to show their “darker” side.
Now, I’ve never tried a real corn dog so I must proceed with the disclaimer that I may not be a corn dog fan in general. But then again I’ve never met a meat-eater who didn’t like a good ol’ fashioned corn dog. I’ll start from the inside and work my way out with this one. First of all: the stick. I may have had a faulty stick but by the time I had heated up my corn dog it was sagging already.
Next, the dog. It was chewy and bland and quite frankly a bit nauseating. Finally, the “corn.” To be completely honest I think I must have blocked this part out of my mind. I’ve never been too happy outside of my comfort zone and this was WAY outside of my comfort zone. All I can remember is a mouth-full of what I can only describe as thick, soggy cotton. Yuck!
Keeping in mind that MorningStars Farms has set such a high standard for their foods I have to give their corn dogs and absolute ‘Bleh!!!!!!’