Top 5 Diet Soft Drinks
Thursday, March 27th, 2008Apart from doing dedicated reviews, I exclusively drink diet sodas. It was a habit I developed while participating in an incredibly successful diet (lost 1/3 of my body weight), but it is a habit that I have absolutely no intention to break. Dieting alone will get the weight off, but if you’re not willing to change your preexisting lifestyle, you’ll ‘find’ everything you lost, and probably a little more. I was unwilling to give up soft drinks, so I had to find some suitable replacements for my sugar packed sodas. Here we go!
- Number 5 on my list isn’t actually a ’soda,’ it’s an energy drink. ‘Monster Low Carb.’ It’s not entirely calorie free, but it’s close enough. The taste is pleasant, I love the energy boost when needed, and it will not ‘crash’ on you like many energy drinks; simply because it lacks sugar. Very enjoyable, I buy this fairly often.
- Number 4 would be the ‘original diet soda that tastes good.’ Diet Dr. Pepper (Original). They were doing diet the right way a long time before the cola guys, and it’s still an excellent drink. One very convenient thing about Diet Dr. Pepper is that it can be found in a lot of soda fountains; in fact it’s the only one on this this that you’ll be able to find with any regularity. If you’re a sugar sweetened Pepper drinker looking to make the switch, this should be a fairly smooth transition for you.
- Number 3 is doing the Dew! Just with low/no calories. Reformulated a while back to include a better blend of artificial sweeteners, Diet Mountain Dew has found a near permanent placement in my refrigerator. The taste is a bit ‘different’ than regular Dew, but after sucking down a few cases of the diet version, I was unable to go back to the corn syrup version. Light, crisp, and it still gives you a nice pick-me-up.
- Number 2 is the latest to be released, and is in the middle of a huge marketing push by Pepsi. Diet Pepsi Max was introduced last year, mainly as a worthy opponent to the number one on my list. The blend of aspartame and Ace-k sweeteners tastes great, and the extra caffeine and ginseng give it a great punch. I’ve had non-diet drinkers accidentally grab these out of my fridge, and never notice they were no calorie colas. That says a lot.
And the winner is……..
- Number 1 Coke Zero. Easily the best replication of it’s ‘parent soda,’ Coke Zero is an amazing product. The fact that anyone still drinks ‘Diet Coke’ amazes me, it simply cannot compare to Coke Zero at all. You’ve seen the goofy ads about ‘taste infringement,’ but word of mouth and taste testing is what will sell this product. If you’ve yet to try it, I suggest buying a 20 oz at your earliest convenience.
Use the comments, agree and disagree with me, and don’t forget to leave your own Top 5. Or 10. Whatever you like
–Jeremy Hobbs
Fairly new product from PepsiCo., this is G2, the very first extension of the Gatorade brand. That ‘first extension’ nonsense comes from the official press release, not me. So don’t comment me about the 14,763 different flavors and types of Gatorade released since the original. I’ve noticed them.
A question that has been pondered by modern Wise Men for decades remains unanswered, so far as I know. That mighty riddle would be ‘How many licks does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Roll Pop?’ Deep, deep stuff here folks. Well, someone hidden well underground in the Dr. Pepper labs just got tired of asking, melted a Cherry Tootsie Roll Pop down, mixed it with Diet Dr. Pepper, and Cherry Chocolate Diet Dr. Pepper was born. No more licking, just sip.
Almost every main stream soda released in America will be reviewed here on Consumer’s Corner, especially sodas that have diet versions. I’ll be honest though, I put this one off for awhile, quite sure I wouldn’t like it. Sierra Mist is good, Sierra Mist Free is an excellent diet lemon-lime beverage, but the idea of mixing either with cranberry didn’t have my mouth watering.
I enjoy a good stick of gum. In fact I’ll take spells where I’ll chew it constantly, all the way to making my jaws sore. I’m a bit OCD when it comes to things like that. ‘5 Flare’ by Wrigley caught my eye recently, so I grabbed a pack. Want a three word review? It’s cinnamon gum.

