Rockstar Roasted Latte
Tuesday, March 18th, 2008
I noted that Rockstar Roasted Light Vanilla wasn’t as thick, or as rich in consistency as the ‘Java Monster’ line of beverages. I assumed that was because the ‘Light Vanilla‘ variety was their low fat entry into the market, and I figured the other drinks would be a little heavier. I assumed wrong. After drinking the full fat, full calorie ‘Latte,’ I’ll now assume that’s just the consistency they were shooting for.
And that’s fine, I’m sure there are quite a few people that prefer that; I’m just not one of them. Monster’s coffee/energy hybrids were filling, and I’d use them almost like a meal replacement shake. Rockstar Roasted is just a bit too ‘milky’ for me, but this is going to be a personal preference.
‘Latte’ tasted pretty good. Little sweeter than I’d take my coffee, but they’re tryig to appeal to everyone, so that’s to be expected. The flavor (just ‘coffee,’ nothing extra) is strong enough to hide any bitterness from Rockstar’s energy blend. That blend works; it’s pretty much proven. Woke me up out of a sleep deprived stupor this morning, and I haven’t crashed. Good stuff there. 220 calories per can, as well as 6 grams of fat.
I’ll recommend it, but not over it’s Monster equivalent; unless you found Java Monster too thick for your tastes. Around $2 wherever other Rockstar’s are sold, but you might also want to check your coffee/dairy section; that’s where I found mine. Enjoy!
–Jeremy Hobbs
Found ‘em! Been on the look out for Rockstar Roasted for awhile now, and the three new versions of Java Monster. Then I found them, all six, lined up right next to each other in a Gate Station cooler. How awesome is that?
Lost Cadillac Cantina Cocktail. I’m guessing they were shooting for a virgin margarita+energy kind of thing, but it just didn’t turn out so well. Nice try though! It’s very rare that I don’t gush over something lime flavored, I’m a bit biased, but flavor wise, Lost Cadillac didn’t do a whole lot for me.
‘The Energy Drink That Actually Tastes Good.’ If a marketer was able to pop that one out with a straight face, I’d be shocked. Further more, if he or she actually believed it, well, they suck.
Lost Perfect 10 Energy Drink. Cool looking can. Catchy name. But the originality stops there; this is Monster Low-Carb with a different label. That’s okay I suppose, it’ is made by the same folks that produce Monster’s beverages, but Lost Perfect 10 needed something to help it stand out. It doesn’t.
I’ve been avoiding Amp Energy Overdrive for awhile; never was all that big on Amp. I prefer Mountain Dew’s other energy offering, MDX. Much tastier, better value, and similar kick. But, sales figures tell me that my opinion on the two energy drinks is a bit skewed from public opinion. Oh well.




